"What kind of dog is she?"
"HE is a mini-pinscher . . . a mini-loaf pinscher."
EDIT -- and by popular request, in his Lemony Snicket pose:
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3 comments:
please tell me you have not started a collection of tiny dogs. nothing screams "homosexual" as loudly as a tiny dog. If you want to shout "straight and on the prowl," trade that mini-pin in on a lab or mutt puppy. Nothing says "i love the ladies" more than a big silly floppy puppy in the park after work. :)
I just wanted to focus-group a joke. Mojo is all man (even with only one ball right now). He's Boston Terrier through and through and comes from good stock -- both his parents are big uns. I'm expecting him to hit 25 to 30 pounds.
Less gay because he is cute but buying purebred dogs is so ... last century. Mutts are where it's at! :)
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