Boo Radley

In addition to my super power of behaving like Boo Radley around women (slight exaggeration), I apparently have the qualities of a rare earth magnet. Does this mean I have flecks of iron sticking to my body? Fortunately/unfortunately, no. It means I strongly attract married women, lesbians, already-in-a-committed-relationship women, people who need directions, and Jesus avatars (ie, winos with a strong philosophic bent). Despite this, I am incredibly happy. Must be the puppy. Or the goat cheese. Je t'aime fromage de chevre.